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You're sure to find an inspirational birthday quote on this page that will speak to you—whether you think your next birthday is an occasion for comedy or tragedy.

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For the best advice on how to erase a few years, look at what Mark Twain had to say. It's bettern than Botox!

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
Mark Twain in "the American Claimant"

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.
Marty Bucella

Here's a good inspirational birthday quote selection to choose from.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Andy Rooney

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

And then there's avoidance/denial.

I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.
Joan Rivers

This is probably my very favorite birthday quotatin—the truth about getting older.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Helen Hayes

Here are more happy birthday quotes with a laugh or a bite—but always truth.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns

It was a very good year.
Frank Sinatra's delightful walk through the decades

Being middle-aged is a nice change from being young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Don't worry about middle age. You'll outgrow it.
Laurence J. Peter

I've got ten more good years!
Nancy Wilson's wonderful song of the decades in a woman's life.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you will learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age.
Sophia Loren (who, I might add, is as stunningly beautiful today as she was 30 years ago)


See ... an inspirational birthday quote can take away years.  The wrinkles turn into smile lines!

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