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FUNNY LOVE QUOTE
Love without humor, isn't. It's the funny love quote that glues us all together. "Ah, yes, I remember it well" sang Maurice Chevalier in "Gigi". We all remember it well. And when we remember, we smile. After all ... Birds do
it. I don't know that all cultures carry around such notions of romantic love, notions that might prompt a funny love quote. But I am very glad that our culture does. There have got to be several hundred great funny love quote selections floating around. Please send in your favorites, too. Let's share a chuckle or two. *** Marriage is a great
institution. Nobody will ever win the
battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy. Husbands are like fires. Nothing
takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. It was very good of God to let
Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another and so make only tow people
miserable instead of four. Every woman should marry an
archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows
increasingly to resemble a ruin. I've always thought that every
woman should marry, Don't worry if you never
marry. It will save you a lot of vexation. No matter how happily a woman
may be married, it always pleases her to learn there is a young man who wishes
she were not. The concerts you enjoy
together, Sometimes I wonder if
men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live
next door and just visit now and then. The trouble with some women is
that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. I'm afraid I was very much the
traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my
secretary faxed over straight away. I was nauseous and
tingly all over. Love, n. A temporary
insanity curable by marriage. What the world really needs is
more love Marriage has no guarantees. If
that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Gerry: We can't get married at
all. I'm a man. When you are courting a nice
girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity. The great question which I
have not been able to answer is, *** Some of the people who contributed a funny love quote did surprise me, like Albert Einstein and Princess Margaret. But I guess they need humor as much as the rest of us. Back to top of Funny Love Quote page
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The Page for the Birds and the Bees.
If you look very closely, you will see a bee inside this Golden Bowl Hibiscus. This was taken at the Huntington Library and Gardens near Los Angeles. ***
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