Funny? Halloween? Hmmm..., Scary, creepy, ghoulish... yeah, all that. But funny Halloween quotes? Sure, why not? It's true that Halloween was first created as a pagan and later a Christian religious holiday, but nowadays, this particular holiday is supposed to be... fun!
We laugh to keep the fears away. We laugh to prove we're not really afraid. Mostly we just like being silly and laughing at ourselves.
So run through these funny Halloween quotes for a gentle laugh. Then check out the darling Halloween jokes, too.
I see my face in the mirror and go, "I'm a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?"
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today...Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
Finally, if you've got kids, you know they love Halloween in all its guises. And you know they love silly Halloween jokes. Here are a few to share with them:
Q. What's it called when a
vampire has trouble with his house?
Q. Why doesn't anybody
Q. Why did Dracula go to
Q. Why are vampires like
Q. Who does Dracula get
So keep Halloween funny. Use some of our funny Halloween quotes to lighten up the scary night.