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FUNNY FRIEND QUOTESFunny friend quotes pick up the laughter and the tears that our dearest buddies share with us. Who's your best friend? Aren't there times that you could just bop that friend on the head, and feel good about it? Well, later you'd probably regret it, but by then you would both be laughing so hard it wouldn't matter. So here's to all of our friends, with many, many thanks for making us smile, even if we don't want to. ** ** A fool and his money are a girl's best friend. A friend is someone you can call to
help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a
body. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that
matter. Diamonds inspire a number of funny friend quotes:
A kiss on the hand
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend.
Now you know which sex has more sense. Speaking of dogs, here are some funny friend quotes from man's best friend: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready
money. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read. Properly trained, a man can be dog's
best friend.
A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than you love yourself.
Friends can be said to "fall in
like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love.
It is one of the blessings of old friends
that you can afford to be stupid with them. Figuring out who is a friend can create funny friend quote in itself:
I expect you know my friend Evelyn Waugh
who, like Your Holiness, is a Roman Catholic.
Friends are God's apologies for relations. If
you are looking for a friend with no faults, you will have no friends. A
home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market. One
loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
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This is for my friend Janet who humored me by crawling into this little hobbit house we found on our adventure in the park. Janet has a wonderful talent for making me smile -- and giggle. ***
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