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FUNNY CHRISTMAS QUOTES
Other funny Christmas quotes: Once again we find
ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year
when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions
such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We
traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot
until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very
much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed
a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. To perceive Christmas
through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year. Roses are reddish People can't concentrate
properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned
by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. I saw Mommy kissing Santa
Claus Oh, look, yet another
Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of
Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer .... Who'd have
ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and
spirituality would mix so harmoniously? Let's be naughty and save
Santa the trip. Christmas is the one time
of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus
Christ. I never believed in Santa
Clause because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood
after dark. Christmas at my house is
always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere
else. We start drinking early. and while everyone else is
seeing only one Santa Clause, we'll be seeing six or seven. I stopped believing in
Santa Clause when my mother took me to see him in a department store,
and he asked for my autograph. ** ** |
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