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FUNNY 50TH BIRTHDAY QUOTES 

Well, since we can't prevent the onslaught of the ages, I suppose we should learn to look at the humor in it.  Here are some of our favorite funny 50th birthday quotes:

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
Earl Wilson

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Andy Rooney

You know how to tell when you're getting old?  When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
Red Skelton

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel

I have everything now I had twenty years ago -- except now it's all lower.
Gypsy Rose Lee

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

Leave it to Katherine Hepburn to get a funny 50th birthday quote just right:

If you survive long enough, you are revered, rather like an old building.
Katherine Hepburn

When I was young the Dead Seas was still alive.
George Burns

Seen on A T-Shirt:
'Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house.  She won't be imprisoned anymore.
Erica Jong

Forty is the old age of youth.  fifty is the youth of old age.
French proverb

The Red Hat Page.

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Here are some wonderful ladies from the Red Hat Society.  It may indeed have been they who invented funny 50th birthday quotes!

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